Peßis

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How to spell “penis” and bypass any safety features of an in-game chat.

“Shut up peßis licker”

Peßis by c00chieman6969 December 27, 2020

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Guacamole nigga penis

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

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Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

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A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

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Urban Penis Tionary simply means Urban Dictionary

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A very high-ranking type of comedy, and the pinnacle of all jokes.

Comedian: "penis lol"
*crowd goes wild*

penis lol by Camwood July 20, 2016

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