Pda police

A particular individual that walks in on people at the wrong time, if someone is making out, which is a form of PDA; Public Display of Affection, this specific person will always catch these people doing nasty things. The two individuals are most likely PDA-heavy and enjoy attention on them. The pda police will make an attempt to stop these actions by giving them a pda ticket, a pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get when they get caught doing something that is showing too much pda

"Stop groping me! The PDA police is coming!!"

Pda police by sistershook123 March 30, 2019

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PDA police

Parents, prude friends, or otherwise obnoxious individuals who get in the way of your public booty-call action.

(Boyfriend: puts hand up back of shirt to remove bra)
(Girlfriend: nuzzles a little closer to make his hand motions less obvious)

PDA Policeman: "What does this look like? A porno? This is the cafeteria, keep it G-rated kids!"

PDA police by Urban Brotha January 3, 2009

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.

Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.

trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017

Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

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scabbage

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.

Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!

scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010

Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

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