A particular individual that walks in on people at the wrong time, if someone is making out, which is a form of PDA; Public Display of Affection, this specific person will always catch these people doing nasty things. The two individuals are most likely PDA-heavy and enjoy attention on them. The pda police will make an attempt to stop these actions by giving them a pda ticket, a pda ticket is a ticket that two individuals get when they get caught doing something that is showing too much pda
by sistershook123 March 31, 2019
Parents, prude friends, or otherwise obnoxious individuals who get in the way of your public booty-call action.
(Boyfriend: puts hand up back of shirt to remove bra)
(Girlfriend: nuzzles a little closer to make his hand motions less obvious)
PDA Policeman: "What does this look like? A porno? This is the cafeteria, keep it G-rated kids!"
(Girlfriend: nuzzles a little closer to make his hand motions less obvious)
PDA Policeman: "What does this look like? A porno? This is the cafeteria, keep it G-rated kids!"
by Urban Brotha September 24, 2007