pavlovian boner

The erection that occurs following a phone ring, text alert, or email alert from a sex partner. This occurs since the penis has been conditioned to become hard when a call or text usually results in a sexual encounter.
As soon as my phone rings at 2:00am on a saturday night, I usually get a pavlovian boner, since I know that's a booty call.
by EduardoP January 13, 2010
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Pavlovian President

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS since he continues to hit that first strategy he used to win the first time.
FLOTUS Melania was recently interviewed about the Pussy Grabber in Chief’s well documented addictive personality and she tells story after story of his uncontrollably impulsive style that has earned him the nickname “Pavlovian President.”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 09, 2019
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Pavlovian Texting

The phenomenon occuring in groups of people when one person in the group reaches for their cell phone to receive a message, text, etc thereby causing all other members of the group to also check their phones for messages.
Bob: Did you see everyone else look at their phone when my text tone went off? Pavlovian Texting at it's finest.

Joe Bob: Yeah. What a bunch of Pavlovuan texters.
by larch5587 August 01, 2011
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Pavlovian Drip

When a girl becomes wet after a phone call, text message, or email is received arranging a sexual encounter. Given that sex is arranged, her vagina will become wet before seeing her partner.
I was driving to see my boyfriend last night, and my pussy had a pavlovian drip the whole time.
by EduardoP January 13, 2010
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pavlovian slip

When someone says something to you that triggers a meme response.
*at a family reunion*
Aunt: I beg to differ
You: then beg
Aunt: what was that?
You: just a Pavlovian slip
by Oceancoombs December 20, 2019
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Pavlovian Hate Fucking

When you have sex with someone you hate and perform an act that consequentially conditions the person going forward.
"You could tell it was a good pavlovian hate fucking by the way she tasted his sock every time she had sex with anyone afterwards."
by Fatojuishu February 12, 2017
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Pavlovian TikTok Song

When one hears a TikTok song and gets an erection due the the connection of the song with various women dancing sexually. One can elicit an erection from merely a song, just as Pavlov was able to do so with dogs and bells.
This new song I heard on the radio is a Pavlovian TikTok Song! I just got hard, mike.
by SithLordTrevor January 16, 2022
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