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padlocking 

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
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pauljacking 

To derail political discussion by bringing up the merits of Ron Paul, regardless of who is being discussed.
Jim: Can you believe what Zomney said in that ad released in New Hampshire?

Bob: I know, politicians have no morals...

Jerry: Except maybe Ron Paul!

Ray: c'mon! you guys are Pauljacking this thread!
pauljacking by morrisster November 22, 2011

Padlocking 

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!
Padlocking by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011