Paulnocking 

The act of going through people’s property in a nosy manner.

Nathan was paulnocking through my suitcase when I walked in.

Paulnocking by Tayllatagrpau February 17, 2021

padlocking 

Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.

Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock

Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking

padlocking by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012

pauljacking 

To derail political discussion by bringing up the merits of Ron Paul, regardless of who is being discussed.

Jim: Can you believe what Zomney said in that ad released in New Hampshire?

Bob: I know, politicians have no morals...

Jerry: Except maybe Ron Paul!

Ray: c'mon! you guys are Pauljacking this thread!

pauljacking by morrisster November 22, 2011

Padlocking 

When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.

Dude we should go Padlocking at sixflags today!

Padlocking by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011