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Paula Dean

Verb: To smear butter and maple syrup on a woman and then lick it off.

In a male context would by to Paula Dan with a side of sausage.
Amanda: Hey Jenny, why is your bed all sticky?

Jenny: Rob came over with an extra thing of Mrs. Butterworth's and gave me a Paula Dean.
by joeh1995 February 25, 2012
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Paula Dean

The act of melting butter between two partners having sex in the missionary position and then using the excess butter to fry bacon
After paula deaning it this morning, so we invited our friends over for some of the leftovers.
by roggy197723 March 14, 2013
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Paula Dean'ed

Adjective: To be Paula Dean'ed
When you say something you thought was "decently" innocent and it gets turned into a huge, horrible scandal that rules your life.
-"Wow, look at that belly! When is the baby due?"...... (not pregnant) (PAULA DEAN'ED)

-Miss Teen USA 2007 South Carolina" (PAULA DEAN'ED FOREVER)
by thisismypseudonymforreal July 24, 2013
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Paula dean butt plug

A stick of butter that is shaped into a dildo then frozen and then used as a butt plug.
Last night I had the best time playing with my Paula dean butt plug.
by Poongoon September 30, 2015
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Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person
Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character
by stone wall Jackson May 4, 2014
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Paul Dean

A teacher at a prestigious private school in Oxford who viewed indecent images of children on his laptop has been given a suspended prison sentence.

Paul Dean, 66, who was head of English at the Dragon School, lost his job as a result of the police investigation.

The prep school said Dean's offences did not take place on its premises, or involve any of its students.

Among the school's notable alumni are John Betjeman, Hugh Laurie, Emma Watson, Jack Whitehall and Tim Henman.

'Rigorous safeguarding'
In a statement, it said: "As soon as the school was made aware of this police investigation, the individual was suspended with immediate effect and shortly afterwards his contract with Dragon School was terminated.

"Safeguarding children is the highest priority for the school and this responsibility is taken very seriously.

"Rigorous safeguarding procedures are in place at the school and have been inspected regularly for many years.

"We have worked in conjunction with the Local Authority Safeguarding Team and Thames Valley Police regarding this matter, following both school policy and all government guidance."

Dean, of Cunliffe Close, Oxford, admitted viewing three category A images - the most severe - three category B images and nine category C images.

At Oxford Magistrates' Court, he was given a six-month prison sentence, suspended for two years.
a fat cunt that likes simping with gian and tan, Paul Dean must like 'em lolicons
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