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Paul the rapist 

Paul the rapist is a young man in his prime of his life but seems not to be getting any. So in order to releive his wrist of its daily duties of firing off a warm white coconut from his veiny love tree, he hits the streets for some action. Often girls ignore him because of his yellow shirt. But Paul is just one of those guys who doesnt take 'no' for an answer. Paul will butt-fuck anything he can sneak up on. His preference is girls his age but when he has extreme urges he will go anything. This list includes: puppies, kittens, lambs, old men, unborn fetus's and Greg.
Paul is a very naughty boy and should not be encouraged for his actions no matter how funny it is.
Example 1:
Daughter crying: Mum! Mum! it has happened again!! Oh why does this keep happening?!
Mother: Oh no, Paul the rapist didnt butt-fuck lassie again did he? When will that boy learn....

Example 2:
Old man 1: Why do you have such a limp? And why are you bleeding from your anus?
Old man 2: Paul the rapist hid in my shower again and pounced on me as soon as I was naked. The nerve of that lad, I hate him and his yellow shirt....
Paul the rapist by Hsoj!!! August 25, 2009
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