Paul Thomas

Usually a man with a 1 inch penis or shorter, who eats his own knob cheese and hides in paddling pools, waiting for small children to undress. He also enjoys fingering his arsehole and watching old women through x ray goggles.

Hey look he looks like a Paul thomas

by Merk31323 November 27, 2017

Paul Thomas

Paul Anthony Thomas (born October 5, 1980) is Good Charlotte's bassist. He started out on the guitar, but then,a friend influenced him to play the bass. Paul attended La Plata High School in La Plata, Maryland with Benji and Joel Madden. Paul has known Benji and Joel since they were young children, and fellow GC member Billy since he joined the band in 1994. Paul is originally from Waldorf, Maryland.

Paul Thomas is a plump guy in Good Charlotte

by bucknguyen May 2, 2010

Thomas Paul Mcmullan

This person is some one who is the best boyfriend a girl could have. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. He is friendly and is easy to talk too, he wont be mean or retailate to violence!

a guy that is sweet, cool, handsome, athletic, cute, nice, and thoughtful.

they sweetest guy ever, raised right and has the greatest respect for women. The perfect boyfriend who will always be there for you and love you.
finnaly a great tast in music!

"Thomas Paul Mcmullan is a realy nice guy"

by Thomas Paul Mcmullan April 10, 2013

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a guy

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by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

paul thomson

Adorable drummer/sometimes guitarist of Scottish rock band Franz Ferdinand, formerly in The Yummy Fur and currently half of the DJ outfit Polyester (his wife Ester being the other half). Once supported himself as a life model at the Glasgow School of Art and is reportedly the best hung man in Scotland.

Paul Thomson's drum kit does not have rack toms because they would block the audence's view of him.

by kseda May 16, 2006

Paul Thompson

Talented drummer for Glaswegian group Franz Ferdinand. The only member of the band who was actually born in Scotland (Edinburgh), making his accent the hardest to understand, but also the most fun. It has been stated by the man himself that he once sold his arse-fat to medical science because he couldn't be arsed (oh, hahaha) to get a job.

Thankfully he has found a career in dear old Franz!

"That Paul Thompson has really fancy boots"

by SuperPooks February 10, 2006

Paul Thompson

Highly underrated, but superior talented rock drumming god of Roxy Music fame. Known universally to true fans as "The Great Paul Thompson", due to his incredible drumming skills and power. A great example of his work can be found on the extended instrumental section of the Roxy Music track "In Every Dream Home a Heartache" from the 1973 album "For Your Pleasure". Paul Thompson underpinned the Roxy Music sound from 1973 - 1980 when he left the group due to 'musical differences' (i.e. Bryan Ferry wanted to take the "Rock" out of Roxy Music and turn out easy listening lounge lizard fare). Ferry saw the error of his ways some time later and Paul has been on the recent tours with the largely original Roxy line-up.

For some great examples of Paul Thompson listen to:

"2HB"
"The Bob"
"Every Dream Home a Heartache"
"She Sells"
"Manifesto"

by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 22, 2008