1 definition by Merk31323

Usually a man with a 1 inch penis or shorter, who eats his own knob cheese and hides in paddling pools, waiting for small children to undress. He also enjoys fingering his arsehole and watching old women through x ray goggles.
Hey look he looks like a Paul thomas
by Merk31323 November 23, 2017
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