Paul's Tavern

The best damn watering hole out there! Also the best damn deceased animal museum?!

Do you like taxidermy and beer? Well head on down to Paul’s Tavern!

Our top shelf is most places bottom shelf….like under the sink shelf. Paul's Tavern

Come down to Paul’s where the women are….here. Paul’s Tavern

Paul's Tavern by Captkoolbrazilian October 11, 2021

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Paul's Tavern

The best damn watering hole out there! Also the best damn deceased animal museum?!

Paul's Tavern by Captkoolbrazilian October 11, 2021

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paul’s tavern

A. The greatest Tavern ever
B. What the fuck kind of bar was that.

Paul’s Tavern it may not be the best bar but it is then cheapest.
Paul’s tavern where the women are….here

paul’s tavern by Captkoolbrazilian September 13, 2021

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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