Patoe 

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(pa-to)
Someone who spends all their time gaming. Patoes don't do well in school cause they don't care. Can be boys or girls, but there is a big difference. Guy patoes can be a little creepy, but they are some of the nicest people you'll meet.Guy patoes are on the heavier side of the scale while women are kinda hot. Girl patoes also tend to be on the shorter side and are excellent cooks. Don't fall for their tricks cause they might be great, but they would only be for those who are willing to pay for their expenses. Female patoes will bankrupt if you are starting up a small bussiness and you can't support them.

Guy patoe
Girl 1: OMG, this guy is so perfect for me.
Girl 2: Avoid him, he's probably a patoe.

Girl patoe
Guy 1: Yo, I got a girl that'll actually game with me.
Guy 2: You got a patoe? No, way dude, lucky.
Guy 1: I hope I can get a full ride scholarship cause Ima need to get a well paying job if ima have her.
Guy 2: Good luck with that, you probably better off winning the lottery cause she'll run you dry.

Patoe by @hervicousgoblin Neo February 21, 2023

Pudoo Patel

Pudoo Patel is the biggest legend on the Internet. Although he can't spell for shit, his catchphrase 'u r sayin wut u son of basterd bitch' will always crack you up, and help you when you are angry at someone. Trust me, it works 100% of the time.
He also works at Dell in India.

'Pudoo Patel, your* such an indian faggot'

'U r sayin wat u son of a basterd bitch etc'

*I purposely spelt it like this, as whoever dares insults the mighty Pudoo is a drooling moron

Pudoo Patel by theat0mic8unny April 5, 2013

Panoed 

When an abusive male is bitch slapped by a woman.

I saw this guy pushing his girlfriend around at the bowling away when out of nowhere another woman panoed him and knocked him out!

Panoed by Depree April 10, 2021

Patek 

Patek Philippe & Co. is a Swiss watch manufacturer founded in 1851, located in Geneva and the Vallée de Joux. It designs and manufactures timepieces and movements, including some of the most complicated mechanical watches.

Patek Philippe is one of the leading competitors of Rolex.

It's become a hot topic in rap music, and many rappers including the Migos and Future have been seen rocking fully iced-out Pateks worth tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What kind of water is that? It's Patek water. - Future

Plain Patek, fill it with ice. Save your check, you don't know the price. - Quavo

Patek Philippe, the plain one. That's too much sauce. - Future

Patek by ndar77 November 2, 2017

Need a new patek 

When some sh!t is tragic and needs urgent care , a situation that’s absolutely treacherous. Down horrendously, not doing well in life. In need of assistance

Ya mans not lookin too good sh!t tragic he need a new patek or sumthin. Mfks done hopped out the automatic v and let him have it . Lil boy new it’s static sh!t tragic he really needa new patek

Need a new patek by StreetFacts May 19, 2023

Jon Benet Pâté 

The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.

Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?

Jon Benet Pâté by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

Patelogical Liar 

The term, taken from the widely known "pathological liar", is used to describe all those of an Indian race who, for some reason, still believe lying is morally acceptable. Because of this they lie all the time and are therefor pathological liars. To specify that the person's race is Indian, the common Indian surname "Patel" is used.

Person A: Have you met Niral? He said he's adopted.

Person B: Yeah, dude, that isn't true. He's a Patelogical liar.

Patelogical Liar by better_thanrevenge September 3, 2014