Patio Trash

1. A regular at a coffee house.
2. A person who loiters outside of a coffee house and rarely buys anything.
3. A friend of a coffee house employee who frequents the establishment for free drinks and pastries.
4. Garbage that is left on the tables, chairs, and the ground of a coffee house patio.

You can find her at Coffee Cartel every night with the rest of the patio trash.

by yon sved December 3, 2003

patriotrash

An article of media or art which provides an absurdly-positive view of the home nation of its target audience, often to the point of complete irreconciliability with historical fact, or reality.

Did you see read that article in the Editorial section? Such patriotrash!

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! December 17, 2004