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Patchouli oil

Oil from a bushy herb of the mint family with small, pale pink-white flowers. Often used by Hippies to cover up the scent of body odor and/or Cannabis use. Celebrity fitness trainer Vinnie Tortorich uses the phrase "Patchouli oil" as a derogatory term for people who shop at whole food grocery stores and smell like the oil and willingly overpay to maintain the appearance of moral superiority through conspicuous consumption.
That dude with the man bun who smells like Patchouli oil just came out of that whole foods store with 2 bags, or about $400 worth, of natural snacks that are all terrible for your health.
Patchouli oil by Dave The Kayaker October 6, 2017
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Patchouli Oil

Hippie perfume.

An oil worn as perfume by dirty hippies in lieu of showering or bathing in any way. Used to mask the scent of marijuana and week old body odor, but usually it merely mixes with the scent to form a new, BO/Patchouli combo that can repulse even those who are olfactorally challenged, except for hippies, who love it.
Fred: I can't go to the war protest because of all the Patchouli oil. It makes me gag.

Hippie: Mmmmmmm, mm, mmm , mmmm. Is that sex I smell?
Patchouli Oil by Harry Houdini November 13, 2007

pachowli oil 

Fragrant body oil for hippie dogs.
That poodle reminds me of the 60's. Must be her pachowli oil.
pachowli oil by steve freund November 6, 2007

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026