Pasty Smash

To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.

It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.

From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.

How to use pasty smash in conversation;

*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"

"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"

Pasty Smash by Duff Duff Mc Duff August 16, 2008

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Smash Pasty

Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.

Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?

Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!

Smash Pasty by Platinum Pasty January 14, 2009

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Smash Pasty's

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.

To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"

Smash Pasty's by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

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Smash Ya Pasty

Smash Ya Pasty is a slang word of North East England origin which means a man will have sex with a women very well,so much that the women will feel like there vagina has been literally smashed.

"man,i smashed her pasty so bad yesterday, she shit everywhere....kept shagging her though"

"c'mere ho,mi gona smash ya pasty rotten"

Smash Ya Pasty by Marc P November 2, 2008