Pasta Salad 

To be upset or dissatisfied with a situation

After his favorite football team lost, Johnny was acting very pasta salad.

Jimmy was acting pasta salad after failing his math exam.

Pasta Salad by Fastcracker7373 September 16, 2013

pasta salad 

a term of endearment for people you like to fuck around with

Person 1: I’m sorry
Person 2: No apologies, pasta salad.

pasta salad by nero hsub December 5, 2018

pasta salad 

Performing analingus on a partner with tapeworm.

Sally hates Billy so much that when she got tapeworm she tricked him into eating her pasta salad.

pasta salad by kittenHolocaust September 7, 2005

Pasta salad 

A word used to refer to a vague (and ultimately empty) promise to do something.

"Oh shoot I forgot the pasta salad I was going to make you for your birthday. I'll have it the next time I see you."

Pasta salad by Cortney Brabaw February 9, 2022

pasta:salad ratio 

An euphemism for the act of intercourse whereby climax for both parties occurs at the same time. Thus ensuring an even pasta:salad ratio.

Lionel: how's your pasta:salad ratio?
Dave: no good mate, she keeps finishing first.

pasta:salad ratio by Welshyyy April 11, 2016

suddenly pasta salad 

when your friend turns into pasta salad suddenly

I got hit with a softball and I was suddenly pasta salad.

suddenly pasta salad by [icanmakeadeadfrogdance] October 9, 2018

Rainbow Pasta Salad 

When a person dresses up like a unicorn (or finds a real unicorn) and another eats their fart box...to find that the unicorn has worms.

Matt was eager to find out if unicorns really farted rainbows, but unfortunately found a tapeworm at the end of the rainbow...but still he happy enjoyed his rainbow pasta salad.

Rainbow Pasta Salad by Scottjk7890 March 11, 2020