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A man who's in constant and never ending agony.
Person 1: "you seen pascen?"
Person 2: "yea, he looked sad today, he prolly need a latina gf."
Person 1: "ong"
Pascen by Thanos Kun April 22, 2022
A man who is in constant never-ending agony.
Person 1: "pascen been looking sad asl lately"
Person 2: "he probably need a latina gf :/"
Person 1: "ong he do."
Pascen by Thanos Kun April 22, 2022
A man who's in constant never-ending agony.
Person 1: "pascen been looking real sad lately."
Person 2: "he prolly need a latina gf."
Person 1: "ong he do."
Pascen by Thanos Kun April 23, 2022

Passenger Brake 

The passenger brake is the nonexistant brake pedal located on the floor of the passenger (shotgun) side of the front seat of your car.

It is used instinctively by the passenger when the driver is driving insanely too fast, and the car needs to come quickly to a stop, which may not seem very possible at that particular moment.

It is sometimes used in conjunction with the OH SHIT handle by the passenger door.
Doris was using her passenger brake all the freaking way here. She's the one who made us late getting started from home by taking so long to get herself ready! I was just trying to make up some time getting through traffic...

Passenger Derby 

The game that pilots play after takeoff.

The rules:
1. Leave the seatbelt signs on for a good hour after takeoff.
2. Send the drinks trolly up and down the plane atleast three times.
3. Get one of the stewards or stewardesses to run through the people that they think have a good chance of getting to the toilet first via the pilots intercom.

4. Captian And First Officer take bets on who they think will reach the toilet first. The items on the cheese tray are generly used as stake.
5. The Captian turns off the seatbelt sign and the steward or stewardesses uses pilots intercom to commentate on the race.
6. The cheese is eaten by the winning better.
Stewards or Stewardesses: Captian, the seatbelt sign has been on for over an hour.

Captain: I know

Stewards or Stewardesses: Are we playing Passenger Derby?

Captain: Yes

passenger of shit 

passenger of shit by shit wanka February 16, 2018