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Characteristic; Female. Parys is a word to describe a abnormal girl that can be pretty and smart at the same time, a rare girl that isn't an Egirl and plays Paladins instead of Overwatch.
Yo she is so crazy pretty, and super smart
Must be a Parys bro.
Parys by Agent Shrimpin Buisness November 29, 2018
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A very short girl with a HUGE snout with beautiful DSL’s. Very cool to be around and a HUGE flirt. High potential and a big ole freak.
Yea parys tried to eat my ass awhile back 😳
Parys by Evrybdyhatesej February 19, 2021
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People named “Parys” tend to have large ass titties, Small asses, Be bad at games, Like watching anime and have a “Mom” like personality.
Parys has large titties
Parys by Oofaroonie May 20, 2021

Parys Sylver 

A hooker who wrote the books High School Whore and Blood Angel
Parys Sylver is a total hooker.
Parys Sylver by HookerQueen December 27, 2005
an old~time Fancy umbrella, maybe with lace & highly decorated; it's used to shield oneself from the sun or as part of a fancy dress~up outfit.
I Love seeing the parasol designs of Olden days~So beautiful & I'd sure use one!
parasol by Starchylde June 11, 2015

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.
I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

Crystal Parasite 

Someone that grows their entire personality off of the lifestyle or personality of someone who is already famous, or some cultural phenomenon, basically anything popular, in a vain attempt to get famous themselves.
For example, any YouTuber that has over 100k subscribers, or maybe even less.
Sometimes this works, but most of the time they just come off as a parasite, leeching off of the success of the person or TV Show or whatever, the "crystal" they "parasite" off of.
Thus they seem instead like talentless hacks with no worth of their own besides what they echo from their "crystal".
Essentially they are a clone of the person, but worse. Much worse.
Person 1: Ugh, that guy's such a crystal parasite, always leeching off of Merg's success.
"that guy": What's up guys, welcome back, to *insert game that Merg's already played here*.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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