Particle Physics
1. Particle Physics is a field of scientific study that has not been properly defined as of yet. See waste of time.
2. How you explain the final resting position of articles of clothing in a post-coital state, oftentimes referring to absurd or previously held to be impossible trajectories or arrangements of socks.
3. A euphemism for violently puking after drinking too much, usually resulting in projection from the nasal cavities. A polite way of explaining what happened to the bathroom on your way out of the door.
4. A major chosen by college-age males who have never had sex.
5. The nickname you give a girl with atomic models shaved into her pubic hair.
6. The reason bad things happen to good people.
2. How you explain the final resting position of articles of clothing in a post-coital state, oftentimes referring to absurd or previously held to be impossible trajectories or arrangements of socks.
3. A euphemism for violently puking after drinking too much, usually resulting in projection from the nasal cavities. A polite way of explaining what happened to the bathroom on your way out of the door.
4. A major chosen by college-age males who have never had sex.
5. The nickname you give a girl with atomic models shaved into her pubic hair.
6. The reason bad things happen to good people.
1. I tried reading my particle physics textbook, but I don't speak whatever language it seems to be written in.
2. Person 1: Hey? How the hell did my bra get caught on the ceiling fan?
Person 2: ...Particle Physics?
3. Dude, watch your step... some Freshman underwent some serious particle physics in the laundry room!
4. Roommate 1: So, you're a Sophomore right? What's your major?
Roommate 2: I'm thinking of going into particle physics right now.
Roommate 1: ...Dude... I'm so sorry. I remember back when I was still a virgin...
5. Friend: So, I heard you got a late night visit from Particle Physics... How was that?
Lucky Guy: Dude, that girl literally has an atomic pussy.
6. Random Haitian: WHY GOD WHY?!
Haitian Government: ...Particle Physics?
2. Person 1: Hey? How the hell did my bra get caught on the ceiling fan?
Person 2: ...Particle Physics?
3. Dude, watch your step... some Freshman underwent some serious particle physics in the laundry room!
4. Roommate 1: So, you're a Sophomore right? What's your major?
Roommate 2: I'm thinking of going into particle physics right now.
Roommate 1: ...Dude... I'm so sorry. I remember back when I was still a virgin...
5. Friend: So, I heard you got a late night visit from Particle Physics... How was that?
Lucky Guy: Dude, that girl literally has an atomic pussy.
6. Random Haitian: WHY GOD WHY?!
Haitian Government: ...Particle Physics?
Particle Physics by FannyBabble February 9, 2010
