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Parkrose High School 

Parkrose High School is a school located in Portland Oregon. The staff of Parkrose has high expectations for the future. While most students only hope to pass. The football team is one of the worst in the state. But has no where to go but up. They get closer every year. The Band has a new director and is turning in a new direction. Their performance is so-so. But is improving all the time. The Dance team is a very skilled performance team. They practice hours and hours and there hard work pays off. The cheerleading squad is not very amusing. They do the same cheers and formations every year. But then again its not the actual cheerleaders faults. The water polo team is something to be proud of. Both genders. And the other sports arn't mentioned in the school gossip. (Take from that what you will) The Theatre has an ok performance over all. Though their crowds are small. Mostly do to the fact that their goal is not to bring in costumers but to teach the kids as much as possible in a fun and understandible way. True many of the students in the school would much rather join PACE then AP classes but there are more then 10-20 smart kids. Parkrose is also known for being a gang school and getto school. There are not that many gangs in the school and Parkrose is far from getto. If you disagree look up the actual meaning and origin of the word getto.
"Hey what high school did you go to?"
"Parkrose High School."
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Parkrose highschool 

A school with a couple truly outstanding classes with amazing teachers that help the life's of there students every day(teachers you know who you are). but besides this the schools staff has a bad reputation of forgetting or pushing aside students because they don't want to put in the effort to truly help them(staff you know who your are)
'student'
Im following my dreams can you help me get my GED

'Staff'
come back to parkrose highschool in a week

week later

still no word wait another week

week later

nothing yet come back in one more week

yet another week later...

no we cant help you sorry.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016