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Parkrose High School 

Parkrose High School is a school located in Portland Oregon. The staff of Parkrose has high expectations for the future. While most students only hope to pass. The football team is one of the worst in the state. But has no where to go but up. They get closer every year. The Band has a new director and is turning in a new direction. Their performance is so-so. But is improving all the time. The Dance team is a very skilled performance team. They practice hours and hours and there hard work pays off. The cheerleading squad is not very amusing. They do the same cheers and formations every year. But then again its not the actual cheerleaders faults. The water polo team is something to be proud of. Both genders. And the other sports arn't mentioned in the school gossip. (Take from that what you will) The Theatre has an ok performance over all. Though their crowds are small. Mostly do to the fact that their goal is not to bring in costumers but to teach the kids as much as possible in a fun and understandible way. True many of the students in the school would much rather join PACE then AP classes but there are more then 10-20 smart kids. Parkrose is also known for being a gang school and getto school. There are not that many gangs in the school and Parkrose is far from getto. If you disagree look up the actual meaning and origin of the word getto.
"Hey what high school did you go to?"
"Parkrose High School."
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Parkrose highschool 

A school with a couple truly outstanding classes with amazing teachers that help the life's of there students every day(teachers you know who you are). but besides this the schools staff has a bad reputation of forgetting or pushing aside students because they don't want to put in the effort to truly help them(staff you know who your are)
'student'
Im following my dreams can you help me get my GED

'Staff'
come back to parkrose highschool in a week

week later

still no word wait another week

week later

nothing yet come back in one more week

yet another week later...

no we cant help you sorry.

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026