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Parking Space

The spot between and mans genitals and asshole.

This space can sometimes give a man pleasure or an awkward surprise.
Honey I wanna try something new. Can you lick my parking space?

Hey some of buddy’s tried a new thing called the parking space. Wanna try it out later?
Parking Space by Skepticalnessess November 29, 2019
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parking space

The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.
Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.
parking space by SuperSixOne May 26, 2015

Parking Space Bitch 

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.
Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.
Parking Space Bitch by the-n January 21, 2016

The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space 

The best parking space in the entire parking lot, typically characterized by being closest to the entrance of the associated building; prized for its rarity.
We showed up at Kroger around 5:00 am, and since the only people awake at that hour are stoned teenagers in need of some vanilla wafers and kettle cooked potato chips (but surely not Saltines), The Richard L. Odiorne Memorial Parking Space was just screaming our names.

Packing Space

When visiting generous relatives over christmas or any gift giving time such as a birthday; packing space in your luggage in expectation of receiving gifts for your return journey
Holly: Why are you leaving so much space in your bag, don't you want to pack some more clothes?
Tom: I'm packing space
Holly: What's that
Tom: I'm packing space for my gifts.
Packing Space by jaffaw December 28, 2009

perking space 

A prime parking spot awaiting as you arrive late to work, thanks to someone who has abandoned it to make a Starbucks run.
It was 8:35 and I was sure I'd have to park out in the boonies, but I found a sweet perking space right by the building.
perking space by Tim Vanderburg February 24, 2006

Space Packing 

To turn a victim's backpack belongings out of the bag, and turn the pack inside out and then placing the items back inside and zipping it up, also commonly referred to as "nuggeting"
School Bell Rings: BEEEEEEEP
Boo Radley: Have a good weeken... OH WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!?!?!
Dirty Sanchez: You've just been "space packed" BITCH!
Boo Radley: Fuck! My day is ruined...
Dirty Sanchez: hahahaha u must learn the sacred art of space packing young shithead!
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