Parker Poop 

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

Parker Poop by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014

poop packer 

The little tiny man in side of your bum that packs your poop in the corn to make it whole again. so when you poop it out it comes out the way it went in.

Hey man, I sure ate a lot of corn tonight...them poop packers got their work cut out for them!!!

poop packer by TAKS33 February 5, 2009

Poop packer 

The little guys that work in your colon, they form and pack the poop to be sent out. They work for local union #2!

The poop packers are working overtime, I had coffee for breakfast.

Poop packer by Jamgar January 20, 2024

poopy packer 

A person, through natural or artificial mean, who likes to give anal sex.

He/she is a real poopy packer in the bedroom.

poopy packer by byrd77 January 6, 2009

poopoo packer

He who gives anal sex to either a female or a male.

Inserting the penis into the anus.

Pushing poop back into the anal cavity.

I'll bet that you are a poopoo packing homosexual.

I had a turtle poking it's head out and my poopoo packing friend helped me push it back in.

Plugging the poopoo hole.

My friend Joey D. is a poopoo packer.

She loves getting her pooper packed!

poopoo packer by Scootnu December 13, 2008