pardoning the turkey

a.) unintentionally satisfying the ridiculous demands of single-issue group
b.) fulfilling an obligation to look like a good person to your friends or the majority while simultaneously becoming worshipped by enemies or an ass-backwards minority

a.) By pardoning the turkey, the President enraptured PETA.
b.) Steve pardoned the turkey when he accidentaly invited his alcoholic ex-girfriend to the New Years party.

by Odin Tyrand December 4, 2009

pardoning myself

Masturbation

I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.

by Ringo1121 June 14, 2018

Pardoning Mr Pickles

A gentle, prolongued masturbation session

DO NOT come in, I'm pardoning Mr Pickles

by Tubby Hollandaise July 2, 2025

Parroting

The act of repeating heard information without educating oneself on the subject or forming an intelligent argument of one's own.

"That guy doesn't know what he's talking about. He's just parroting what he read in a headline."

by MisanthropyReigns November 8, 2018

pernoning

Verb- A mispronunciation of "for pwning". Originally created by Julian Smith's 95-year-old great-grandmother while making a video.

Julian-That's what grannies are for.

Julian's great-grandmother- No, grannies are pernoning noobs.

by Jeffrey wants pie November 13, 2011

Proning

Proning- Proactive Stoning. The act of smoking weed and being proactive. Smoking weed and gets things done.. One who prones may be a proner..

Son- Mom, I'm proning... Ill be home around 11pm..

Mom- You're doing WHAT?

Son- Proactive stoning.. Im getting high and doing shit!

Mom- Oh ok, be safe!

Mom to Friends- Im so proud of John for being a proactive stoner! Weed is such a good thing

by Michaelmus shaw October 7, 2013

Paroosing

In the process of navigating lazily or without much aim.

I was paroosing through the store when I happened upon a giant yo-yo.

by J Dizzle Frizzle December 23, 2008