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walking the parapet

Walking the parapet,When a dude is with his wife at a cocktail party and excuses himself. After several minutes he still hasn't came back,you start to look around when you find him in your neighbor's panty drawer Sniffing her Victoria secret panties...his right hand is jerking off while holding panties in left Sniffing them...that is Walking the Parapet
Did you see that fucking idiot last night they caught him in her bedroom sniffing her panties walking the parapet

Paracetamol smile

It refers to a person that is not truly feeling the pain behind it all.

OR

A lyric in a Declan McKenna song.
Person 1: She has a Paracetamol smile.

Person 2: So tell me what's on your mind, and don't forget your Paracetamol smile.

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin 

song by the Amateur Transplants, (one of the funiest bands ever)making fun of drugs today
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, it's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
The BMF has 20 thousand different drugs to take, so we thought what could produce to give you all a break,
A droplet can treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the ass.
It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

We tested it on animals, and none of them survived, but that's ok 'cause when we wrote the paper up we lied,
It's first choice for MIMS and even for ME, and COPD, HIVP, and DVP.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

There's often minor side effects, and some are not that rare, like nausea, vomiting, and losing all your hair, and heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts, but it's fucking cheep and hey, this is the NHS.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerabel, the cortex of a bison,
after that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein, and as muscular as Tyson,
and brings it in to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan 'cause it's the antidote to ricein,
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

paraletic 

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.
We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'
paraletic by ant July 5, 2004

Paracetamolling 

When your ill you take paracetamol like every stupid 4 hours.
Dick: Woah im ill need to take another paracetamol..

Fanny: Woah dick... are you paracetamolling?
Paracetamolling by pashley December 15, 2008
A unit of measurement equal to 69 pounds; used primarily by the monks of "Blooooooooh"
Man 1- Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man 2- 138 pounds.

Man 1- No, in Parapes!
Man 2- What is a parape?
Man 1- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!
Parape by Frank the donut August 10, 2010