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walking the parapet

Walking the parapet,When a dude is with his wife at a cocktail party and excuses himself. After several minutes he still hasn't came back,you start to look around when you find him in your neighbor's panty drawer Sniffing her Victoria secret panties...his right hand is jerking off while holding panties in left Sniffing them...that is Walking the Parapet
Did you see that fucking idiot last night they caught him in her bedroom sniffing her panties walking the parapet

Paracetamol smile

It refers to a person that is not truly feeling the pain behind it all.

OR

A lyric in a Declan McKenna song.
Person 1: She has a Paracetamol smile.

Person 2: So tell me what's on your mind, and don't forget your Paracetamol smile.

paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin 

song by the Amateur Transplants, (one of the funiest bands ever)making fun of drugs today
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, it's our brand new wonder drug we think you'll find enticing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.
The BMF has 20 thousand different drugs to take, so we thought what could produce to give you all a break,
A droplet can treat anything from leprosy to SARS,
And you can give it in the mouth, IV, or up the ass.
It's Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It can cure the common cold and being struck by lightning, Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

We tested it on animals, and none of them survived, but that's ok 'cause when we wrote the paper up we lied,
It's first choice for MIMS and even for ME, and COPD, HIVP, and DVP.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It reverses impotence and makes you good at fighting,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

There's often minor side effects, and some are not that rare, like nausea, vomiting, and losing all your hair, and heart attacks, becoming gay, and growing extra breasts, but it's fucking cheep and hey, this is the NHS.
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
There are cures for everything from AIDS to pubic lice in,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We make it from the cerabel, the cortex of a bison,
after that it undergoes some polygenic splicing,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
It makes you smart as Einstein, and as muscular as Tyson,
and brings it in to all that pharmacology revising,
Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin.

Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin,
We sell lots in Japan 'cause it's the antidote to ricein,
The Minister of Health, we hear, will shortly be advising: take Paracetamoxyfrusebendroneomycin!

paraletic 

This 'word' is derived from a widespread mispronunciation of the word 'paralytic' and means extremely drunk.
Although widely used this word does not exist in the written form.
We all had too much to drink at John's wedding and got absolutely 'paraletic'
paraletic by ant July 5, 2004

Paracetamolling 

When your ill you take paracetamol like every stupid 4 hours.
Dick: Woah im ill need to take another paracetamol..

Fanny: Woah dick... are you paracetamolling?
Paracetamolling by pashley December 15, 2008
A unit of measurement equal to 69 pounds; used primarily by the monks of "Blooooooooh"
Man 1- Excuse me sir, how much do you weigh?
Man 2- 138 pounds.

Man 1- No, in Parapes!
Man 2- What is a parape?
Man 1- 69 pounds, so you weigh 2 parapes!
Parape by Frank the donut August 10, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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