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Paranoia Man

An extreme hypochondriac who thinks every small event could be signaling the end of the world. Wears tinfoil hats frequently and thinks swollen lymph nodes could be grave illnesses. Found frequently around the Baltic Sea, goes by the Hoss in some circles. Never go full paranoia man, could be dangerous.
Look at number 62...he got the wind knocked out of him and is going full paranoia man over the symptoms.
Paranoia Man by Baltooo March 10, 2019
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Paranoia Man

A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai for today. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks.
Paranoia Man by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

Paranoid village man 

Curly headed
Loud mouth

Always eager to speak

He gets close when he talks to someone

And always thinks the worst of everything
The paranoid village man couldn’t accept the fact he is always paranoid

Paranoid village man 

Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them

Expects the worst of things always

And defensive
The paranoid village man doesn’t want to accept that he is always paranoid

Paranoid village man 

Curly headed
Blabber mouth

Loud mouth

Always expects the worst of things

Homophobic

And tells you everything about anything And still not know nothing
The paranoid village man does not believe he is paranoid and thinks being paranoid is for fags

paranoiaman 

paranoiaman Is a jewish person who is a little racist and is usaly none serious and careless and frequently refrence porn
that due is a paranoiaman