Papertoweling

The process of cleaning a simple spill, a mess in a car, or a kitchen after a chilli bakeoff with a roll of paper towel.
Hey Wendy, the dogs just puked in the kitchen, time for a papertoweling.
by Li XiaoLong August 14, 2018
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Damp Papertowel

Yo man that was pretty damp papertowel
by G-SLayer August 18, 2021
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Papertoweled

When a body part that is typically moist or can become moist, is rapidly dehydrated from the stimulation by another person’s body part that is typically moist
Baby, I’m sorry when I went down on you your pussy instantly dried up. It’s like you got papertoweled and now we damn sure need to remember to stop and buy lube.
by Peter Two Tones August 13, 2025
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