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nut poper 

when a hooker gets pissed of at a male client and decides while giving her male client a B.J. to bite one or both of his nuts till they pop
Male client- "yeah u fuckin slut suck it, suck it!"
Hooker- " what did you just call me?"
Male client- " look dont stop keep with the sucking!"
Hooker- " fine"
so she proceeds to suck till when he's about to blow his load, and she bites his nuts till they pop.
Hence a Nut poper
nut poper by 69MoWeR69 March 22, 2009

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts 

Fuck Nuts and Paper Cuts is an exclamation used by one who has just had something negative occur unto them.

It can be yelled or uttered under ones breath, both with roughly the same meaning of "I am not fond of what just happened to the point of incoherence and so I will utter a nonsensical phrase."

The phrase originated in the online gaming world and was uttered randomly upon the death of a player. The player and his friend then sat in silence pondering upon this new exclamation for not only did it rhyme, it also combined a variety of strange things all in one.

It can also be shortened to simply "Fuck Nuts"
*player 1 is shot by player 2*
Player 1: Fuck nuts and paper cuts! You got me!