Crack paper is the disgusting pieces of toilet paper that tear off when you wipe your ass. The shit stained wadded up bits of paper then remain stuck in your ass crack, until they fall out and are discovered on the floor later.
Bob! Check your ass after taking a shit! I've been finding crack paper all over the apartment today.
by Totalfailure November 13, 2014
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Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
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