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Crack paper is the disgusting pieces of toilet paper that tear off when you wipe your ass. The shit stained wadded up bits of paper then remain stuck in your ass crack, until they fall out and are discovered on the floor later.
Bob! Check your ass after taking a shit! I've been finding crack paper all over the apartment today.
by Totalfailure November 13, 2014
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