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Panty Soaker 

A man who, by his appearance alone, will cause a woman to want to have sex with him. A true panty soaker knows he is a panty soaker and treats women accordingly - meaning since they are aquired cheaply they have little or no value and can be easily discarded.
Steve is a real panty soaker. Women are attracted to him like moths to a flame.
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Panty Soaker 

A person whose appearance and demeanor pleases a wide variety of women to an overwhelming degree, so much so that many of these women will "soak their panties". True panty soakers will continue to keep these women aroused and, when engaging in intercourse, will bring these women to orgasm and satisfaction. False panty soakers may be exciting to women at first but, through rude or awkward behaviors and actions, will end the panty soaking effect, possibly resulting in bodily harm to their person. Some panty soakers may also appeal to males of a proper inclination.
Nancy: Oh my god, look at that guy, Jo Ann!
Jo Ann: *Gasp!* He's GORGEOUS!
Ted, a male Panty Soaker: Hello, ladies. My name is Ted. May I buy you both drinks?
Nancy: Yes, you may!
Jo Ann: I got a drink for you right between my legs!
Nancy: JO ANN, WHAT THE FUCK?!!
Panty Soaker by Yachirobi May 12, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004