Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"

This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!

Pants-card by Candylaw March 18, 2014

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panty calling card

Where a woman writes on one of her panties with a marker her phone number and a note saying that they would like to meet any man that finds them ect. and then place them where they think some man will find them.

John just found a panty calling card.

panty calling card by Deep blue 2012 September 28, 2009

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cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.

Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.

cardboard pants by Sea Dot January 22, 2014

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cardboard pants

when somebody is wearing pants which are cardboard in colour, usually tight, stiff and could also have a pinstripe.

hey did you see those cardboard pants?
yeah where did he get those, value village?

cardboard pants by mrizack August 2, 2010

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

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