Pants Gravy 

1.(noun)the secretion a guy gets in his shorts after seeing a smoking hot chick.
2. A chick that is smoking hot(see example).

Damn dude! Did you see that pants gravy?

Pants Gravy by Anguished August 23, 2006

pants gravy 

diarrhea in your trousers

Oops, I just made pants gravy. Guess I won't be wearing these boxers again. Or pants. Or shirt.

pants gravy by RawdogDF January 25, 2012

Gravy Pants 

1. Pants with a gravy stain on them.
2. One who wears said pants.

I had a messy lunch, so if we get lost in the caves we can find sustenance by sucking on the nutrients in my gravy pants until help arrives.

Gravy Pants by Paineroo January 19, 2008

gravy pants 

When you shit your pants.

After I ate 9 burritos, I made gravy pants.

gravy pants by Jason Spencer January 5, 2005

panty gravy 

the chick jizz that a pussy generates when she gets turned

my be-atch was so torqued up that her box was dripping panty gravy

panty gravy by rickmeister December 11, 2003

Pant Gravel 

Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.

Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)

"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"

"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"

"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"

Pant Gravel by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023