Pants Dance

the jig one does when attempting to pull up pants that have fallen down, or are trying to put on when said pants are too small. one who performs such a dance is said to be a pancer.

"the pants dance is my new favorite dance because my jeans never stay on!"

"girl, you are way too big to get into those jeans. stop doin' the pants dance. you look ridikulous!"

by Pancer March 6, 2009

pants dance

the dance you perform while trying to fit into a small pair of pants.

Jane: "Those pants look great on you!"

Kate: "Thanks. I had to do the pants dance to get them on, though."

by EatTheNoodles April 4, 2009

Pants Dance

1. Dance in which the wearer pulls the front of his or her pants, while wearing the said pants, with both their thumbs and gently pulls on the pants in a rhythmic motion, swaying their hands and pelvis side-to-side. Using the thumbs to force oneself to leap forward with each sway is also acceptable, but may cause minor amounts of property damage, minor injury to oneself or others, and enormous amounts of humiliation.

2. The move one does in a seated position while trying to scratch the itch caused by pubic hairs latched to the penis as it retracts back into one's body.

1. "Dude, me and this hot chick met on the dance floor and we started to Pants Dance, but then she stumbled and hit an old lady."

2. "Sir, I will not allow you to Pants Dance while I am giving a lecture!"

by The Jaw Slapper February 5, 2010

Pants Dance

The dance that somehow involves pants! It's not stripping, but it can be.

A fine non sequitur.

Check it out, ya'll! I'm doing the pants dance!

by Rabspat May 13, 2006

no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

What do you say after dinner and a few alcoholic beverages we perform the no pants dance?

by drummer869 July 20, 2005

the no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.

by nelly b December 22, 2007

Pee Pants dance

I said pee pants do that dance do that dance of the pee e poop pants dance

What is bug juice beard man doing, oh that Kody Hill and I believe the quantomticular of the intellectual superior of that move is called the Pee Pants Dance

by Kody Allen Hill November 16, 2011