Pants Clowned Share definition Flag To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated. Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned... Pants Clowned by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Pants Clowned mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch