Pantry Pussy 

A term referring to a female sexual partner so obese in body mass that her primary function being served to the male partner is to use the fat rolls in her abdomen as literal shelves for food storage

Me getting back home from a long exhausting day at work: mmmm I can't wait to finish last night's leftovers
Me finding out my house as been robbed upon arrival: yo someone's been all in my shit! They cleared out the fridge and all the fucking cupboards!
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
Also me nonchalantly: well I guess it's time to hit up the pantry pussy and have her come thru so I don't go hungry tonight 🤷 ♂️

Pantry Pussy by Daddy's Patties November 9, 2019

pastry pussy 

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)

"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."

pastry pussy by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010

Panty Pussy

When your hairs need a lil trimmin and your panties are rubbing and making it sore & making you want to go shave right away...panty pussy...kinda like when a guy gets hat hair

Maria: I feel some panty pussy coming on, I think I need to take a shower & do some trimmin...
JOSE: panty pussy? what's that?
Maria: well my panties are rubbin on my pussy hairs that are just a lil to long and its making me sore
jose: oh I see....so just lose the panties :)
maria: no I'd rather go shave

Panty Pussy by vruncrapple March 6, 2010

pussy pastry 

Filling a pussy with fresh whiped creme and then eating it out.

Wow, i am so hungry, i could go for a pussy pastry.

pussy pastry by silt daddy May 27, 2006