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Pâtisserista 

Pâtisserista (pa-TEES-sa-REE-sta)
Noun. The vaguely hipster, but usually cheerful, woman in her twenties who assists urban foodies with the selection of their éclairs, tarts, tortes, and cupcakes at upscale bakeries. Often an art student, she is equal parts Amelie and Riot Grrrl, with a generous pinch of Julia Child that reveals itself when she gushes about salted caramel, mille-feuille, or raspberry confit.
"The Pâtisserista at Flourish always gives me free samples!"
Pâtisserista by megLN February 6, 2010

Pantspisser

Pantspissers are usually teenagers (or just act that way) and try to appear "edgy" and "unique" but just achieve "irritating little snot". They will often describe themselves as "misunderstood", roll their eyes at anyone who enjoys mainstream entertainment, and make passive aggressive comments over trivial points on message boards and in chatrooms.
Typically can be silenced for awhile by challenging them in the same manner because they are, in fact, only cowardly little pantspissers.
Normally social skilled person: You, know I actually kind of enjoy American Idol.
PantsPisser: yeah, you and the rest of the sheeple (eyeroll)
NSSP: Don't you have something better to do than heckle me- like hit puberty?
PP: .......
NSSP: Yeah, thanks for continuing to make the case for a mandantory Internet maturity test, scooter.
Pantspisser by bitteryoungwoman March 29, 2009

plantisserie baked 

A chic and trendy bakery born and raised in South Florida where you can order luxury, custom chocolate covered strawberries, cookies, cake pops, and more!
Warning: Plantisserie Baked may just be your new obsession

Royal Patisserie 

Founded by Diasy & Peach, Royal Patisserie makes baked goods to be sold worldwide in the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mmmmmm! The Royal Patisserie is the best.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026