Pansy Monkey Share definition Flag A person that is crazy and acts like they're going to open up a can of whoop butt, but they just fronting. homey 1: Man, Homey 3 is gonna win this fight! Homey 2:Naahh, Hes just a pansy monkey Pansy Monkey by Zakap24 April 24, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Pansy Monkey mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch