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Personal Pan Pizza 

A depraved form of masturbation, this is when an individual engages in auto-fellatio while defecating. In other words, a self-blumpkin.
Andrew: Jesus! What are you doing to yourself?!

Noah: The Personal Pan Pizza. Do you have any toilet paper?

Personal Pan Pizza 

a reward or bribe for kissing/making out with someone
Emily earned a personal pan pizza last night with David

Philadelphia Pan Pizza 

A flattened out patty of dog feces caused by someone who stepped in it. These can be found all over the city.
Watch out, don't step in the Philadelphia Pan Pizza, your shoes will stink for the rest of the day!

pizza pan 

A satellite dish from DirecTV, Echostar, and similar providers. So called because it is about the size of an average pizza pan.
The pizza pan was filling up with snow, so I missed the big game.
pizza pan by Suisare crasher June 23, 2004

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004