Palos Park 

An affluent suburb of Chicago characterized by new money and sprawling forests. Of Chicago's south suburbs, Palos Park is by far the wealthiest and most expensive. Trees outnumber people 10,000 to 1. Tucked behind acres of woods are some of the biggest damn houses you can find in Chicago. Not as rich as nearby Hinsdale - or northern burbs like Winnetka - but compared to the "other" Palos-es, it's Beverly Hills.

Q: Where did you grow up?
A: Palos
Q: Which Palos? Hills, Heights, or Park?
A: Palos Park - Didn't you see my Maserati?

Palos Park by Park-side August 18, 2013

Palos Park 

A affluent Chicago suburb know for high takes and a luxurious life style. When you live there you think it’s normal then you get out of Palos Park and Palos Heights and you see the slums, of you have to go to the public school don’t say your from palos park they rob you, everyone is privileged some people do drugs but you can’t tell, the Rolls Royce and Range Rover are the most common car, a lot of executives who work in the city live out here, don’t stay in the winter go to your Florida beach home, houses run from about 450,000 and up a nice one with move theater and large garage for your cars is about 600,000 even shit houses are like 300,000 if you live here try not to get robed by inter city kids who sneak into the schools just go to Brother Rice, Mother McAlly, or Marist like everyone else and your fine, party’s are usually small and filled with alcohol and other drugs over all a great place to grow up for the upper class.

My Range Rover is getting fixed so I had to drive the Mercedes this weekend how are me and the Brother Rice boys going to get to Chads party on the other side of Palos Park?

Palos Park by Palos Park privileged October 7, 2019