Paleo Patch 

A crudely made bandage ranging from athletic tape and gauze, duct tape and insulation, or leaves and a strip of raw cowhide that is hastily and craftily applied to a bleeding wound or broken limb to allow a crossfitter to successfully complete their WOD with minimal time lost for the workout.

"Dude, I took some PVC pipe and a broken jump rope to splint my tibia after I fell off the pull-up bar so I could finish Fran in 3:32. Its a new PR! And my Paleo Patch made me look badass!"

Paleo Patch by Can Can November 11, 2013

paleopath 

a person EXTREMELY OBSESSED with dinosaurs, Jurassic park, and other tings with even vague relation. approach with caution or not at all if possible. they are quite rare in extreme forms and often wont show symptoms without provoking . though sometimes there are severe cases that cause the inflicted person to bring dinosaurs under any circumstance! these people are highly dangerous and should never be openly approached in any condition!

dont go near that guy.
why?
i think he's a paleopath...

paleopath by dilophosaur king May 15, 2017