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paleopath 

a person EXTREMELY OBSESSED with dinosaurs, Jurassic park, and other tings with even vague relation. approach with caution or not at all if possible. they are quite rare in extreme forms and often wont show symptoms without provoking . though sometimes there are severe cases that cause the inflicted person to bring dinosaurs under any circumstance! these people are highly dangerous and should never be openly approached in any condition!
dont go near that guy.
why?
i think he's a paleopath...
paleopath by dilophosaur king May 15, 2017
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paleoanthropometrician 

A social scientist specializing in the branch of anthropology which focusses on the study of human height in the past.
A paleoanthropometrician contends that in ancient Eurelia the women's mean height was significantly greater than the men's mean height.
paleoanthropometrician by j-bok February 20, 2008

Paleolithic

The period of the Stone Age associated with the evolution of humans. It predates the Neolitic period.
Among the major subdivisions, the Paleolithic (Old Stone Age) lasted until 10,000 years ago.
Paleolithic by HistoryNerd94 November 4, 2010

Paleopabloism

Paleopabloism is a political ideology that based Chad's follow. They believe in traditional values and are Christians.
I used to be gay and ancap, now I'm a based and follow Paleopabloism

palapathy 

This perverse sentiment arises when the constancy of a friendship allows longer periods to elapse between meetings, without jeopardising that friendship.
We are such good friends that palapathy allows us to meet only rarely.
palapathy by Andrew Lugton September 12, 2008

Paleolithic Era 

The cultural period of the Stone Age that began around 2 to 2.5 million years ago marked by the earliest he of stone tools.
No example at the moment for Paleolithic era

Paleopabloism

It's when a Chad puts Jesus first and country second and hate degeneracy. It was founded by famous tik toker Paleopabloism. We are traditionalists and believe in family values
I'm tired of groypers they don't hold any Christian values, Paleopabloism fits my beliefs better
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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