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Painus Cupcake

A character based on a character in Team Fortress 2, He is based off the character soldier. In every episode he says, "I am Painus Cupcake I will eat you" and eats people
Guy1: Dude who the fuck was that?
Guy2: HOLY SHIT ITS PAINUS CUPCAKE

Painus Cupcake: I am Painus Cupcake... I will eat you. :D
Both Guys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Painus Cupcake: om nom nom nom nom
Painus Cupcake by SEXYMANBEAST4555555 December 20, 2010
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Painis Cupcake 

A character based on the Team Fortress 2 Soldier that was originally meant to be a response to a sub-fad by Youtube user of Rubberfruit.
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you..."
-Painis Cupcake
"I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat you...
*makes rape face*"
Painis Cupcake by PainisCupcake April 21, 2010

I am painis cupcake.

Heavy: Hi!
Painis Cupcake: I am painis cupcake. I will eat you.
*Insert blood and gore of Heavy being eaten by Painis Cupcake*

I am painis cupcake.

I am painis cupcake. I will eat you
I am painis cupcake. by the random. October 28, 2021

Painis Cupcake 

Painis Cupcake is a character based on the tf2 Soldier who is often used in tf2 shitposting.
¨I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat u¨

painis cupcake 

A painis cupcake is a dingus who will speak in the ancient dialect of Christopher Walken, is as stubborn as a mule, a proficient musician, a social butterfly, a charmer, and will throw parties...eternally. A painis cupcake will also converse with walls.
A painis cupcake to Alfred, a wall, "I've got a fever and the only prescription is more party...juice!"
painis cupcake by deMangus April 9, 2013
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