Painful Shits Share definition Flag One of three things that we are all going to do. Dane Cook (holding fingers up): We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits. Painful Shits by Painful Shithead October 10, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Painful Shits mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch