Painistan is a landlocked and mountainous land, near the region of Hurtbad. The residents Painistan are primarily adults in their 20s and 30s. Their unique features include sweating, shaking, nausea, and excessive sleeping habits. Paintain is typically only inhabited the day after nights of excessive consumption of alcohol, followed by large amounts of food consumption after 2AM. The climate varies by region and tends to change quite rapidly. Large parts of the land are dry, and fresh water supplies are limited.

Person 1: Dude, report status.
Person 2: In Painistan, near the region of Hurtbad

Painistan by Eagle One June 20, 2010

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parsonist

noun
1.A person that uses people for their cars/trucks
2. Has a triple chin feature consumes alot of food
3. Incredibly cheap

Mr.K: Dude get your own car im sick of driving you around all night
Mr.D: Screw you. Now take me to the store and buy me some cupcakes

parsonist by wumba May 2, 2005

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Pigeonist

noun. Someone who bothers, or annoys others constantly.

Roger was being a pigeonist last night. He wouldn't leave me alone!

Pigeonist by BRit&BawLZ June 4, 2009

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pansonist

a member of the religion pansonism[ Usually a large [person of little intellect. Their belief is that they are only alive for grease.

#1Man being a pansonist saved my life i would have probably killed myself if i hadnt joined. All hail el panson.
#2This band of pansonists is great love the music. Whats their name? Avenged Pansonflap. Their album hail to el panson is just amazing, the greasy lyrics, i just love them!

pansonist by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

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