Paif 

Slang term for legendary weed with extremely high levels of THC, this is the shit that even the most prolific potheads can't handle.

1. "Holy shit man this bud is pure paif!!!"

2. "Yo this edible just knocked me the fuck out, must've been baked using actual paif."

3. "I heard the THC extracted in that dab cart comes from some homegrown paif."

Paif by T.P Man June 27, 2019

Paifjpaetji 

n.

A sexual climax induced by citrus fruits, especially oranges.

And in the high point of fucking an orange, a male usually experiences a paifjpaetji, resulting in the instant ejaculation of seminal fluids.

Paifjpaetji by Cyn November 9, 2003

Paife 

Paife is a very enthusiastic individual that can spark a conversation with anyone due to her amicable, bubbly personality. Despite her excitable personality she does mask some deep, troubling life imprecations such as Porridge. Be compassionate to a Paife and be wary to approach with sensitivity when sharing pictures of your warm oat breakfast as it may cause offence.

"You don't like porridge? Is that you Paife?"

Person A:"ARRRAAABIIIAANNNN NIGGGHHHHHTTTTSSSSSS"
Person B:" That is the sweet mating call of the rare species of Paife"

Paife by HantaBanta December 18, 2015