Paddy whack

When a chic slaps someone across the face with a maxipad. ...preferably used!

My boyfriend would not stop snoring so I paddy whacked him right in the face! His mouth was open and everything! Eew.

Paddy whack by Loo dog March 7, 2017

Paddy Whack

A word original meaning to have a somewhat large and floppy penis slapped across someones face while they are sleeping. The term has branched out in meanings including to be pwned in a video game or even in real life.

Dude, while Sid was sleeping last night, I completely paddy whacked him. In the morning, he asked me why his face smelled like dick.

Yo, that bitch with the axe just paddy whacked me and killed me in one hit! I completely lost my combo!

Paddy Whack by RPD452 April 3, 2009

Paddy Whack

A woman who is so hot that she could give a dog a bone.

My barista this morning was a total paddy whack.

Paddy Whack by tread3 November 17, 2018

Paddy Whack

When a guy is trying to fuck a girl, but consistently pokes around the vagina unable to find the slit.

I bruised the top of my penis becuase i paddy whacked this girl for like three minutes.

Paddy Whack by Brownbottom Cupcake May 4, 2009

Paddy whack the knick knack 

A slang term defining female masturbation.

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.

Paddy whack the knick knack by Mahogany Ride September 5, 2007

Nik Nak Paddy Whack 

Hiring someone to kill somebody else with a porcelain doll in a rice paddy.

I hired him to do a Nik Nak Paddy Whack but he got caught half way through

Nik Nak Paddy Whack by paddywhacker17 May 6, 2011

knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs

what ludricrous still is even in late 2004 with the release of "Get Back"

"Cause its the knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs, family off the street made my homies put the baggies back."

knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs by Sc46and2 February 15, 2005