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Paddy Cake 

When two men are engaging in anal sex and one man pulls out his poop covered penis and beats the other in the face with it until there are little poop cakes all over said face.

For a truly authentic "paddy" cake, one of the participants must have been born in Ireland, or the act must be performed on St. Paddy's Day.
Chris and Danny smell like shit because they were up all night playing paddy cake.
Paddy Cake by cbass14 May 19, 2011

Paddy cake 

Means being tongue deep inside your girls vagina.
The best way to ring in the new year is playing paddy cake with my bitch.
Paddy cake by slowmotionfeel December 31, 2018

Paddy Cake 

When an Irish person inserts eggs flour sugar and cake mix into a girls vag then mixing only using ones penis. Then after wisking the male places his "special milk" in the girls vaginas be forming eating the girlout
I tried making paddy cakes with my gf last night
Paddy Cake by Just-Pads July 4, 2016

Paddy Cake Fake-Out 

When you play paddy cake with someone, and then "paddy cake" (hit) them really hard with the intent to harm them with either violence or as a friendly gesture, or to knock them away as a way to harm them or tell them to avoid you.
Person 1: "Let's play paddy cake!"
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*

Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out

pocket paddy-cake 

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.
pocket paddy-cake by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school. 

Paddy Cake Was used as Conor Mcgregors nickname by the bully that stuffed him in his locker during middle school. The nickname lives strong in Dublin till this day.
Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.
How Conor Mcgregors bully talked to the young ladd in middle school -" Hey Paddycakes get in the fooking locker for fooks sake you bloody cunt "
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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