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Paddy Cake 

When two men are engaging in anal sex and one man pulls out his poop covered penis and beats the other in the face with it until there are little poop cakes all over said face.

For a truly authentic "paddy" cake, one of the participants must have been born in Ireland, or the act must be performed on St. Paddy's Day.
Chris and Danny smell like shit because they were up all night playing paddy cake.
Paddy Cake by cbass14 May 19, 2011

Paddy cake 

Means being tongue deep inside your girls vagina.
The best way to ring in the new year is playing paddy cake with my bitch.
Paddy cake by slowmotionfeel December 31, 2018

Paddy Cake 

When an Irish person inserts eggs flour sugar and cake mix into a girls vag then mixing only using ones penis. Then after wisking the male places his "special milk" in the girls vaginas be forming eating the girlout
I tried making paddy cakes with my gf last night
Paddy Cake by Just-Pads July 4, 2016

Paddy Cake Fake-Out 

When you play paddy cake with someone, and then "paddy cake" (hit) them really hard with the intent to harm them with either violence or as a friendly gesture, or to knock them away as a way to harm them or tell them to avoid you.
Person 1: "Let's play paddy cake!"
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*

Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out

pocket paddy-cake 

The act of choking the bald man with your hand from your trouser's pocket. Very useful in public for discret whacking.
Everytime she walks up to me, I enjoy a nice pocket paddy-cake.
pocket paddy-cake by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school. 

Paddy Cake Was used as Conor Mcgregors nickname by the bully that stuffed him in his locker during middle school. The nickname lives strong in Dublin till this day.
Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.
How Conor Mcgregors bully talked to the young ladd in middle school -" Hey Paddycakes get in the fooking locker for fooks sake you bloody cunt "