packaged meat 

someone that has a big d*ck has packaged meat

“that’s john, i heard he’s packaged meat”

packaged meat by ow169459 January 27, 2019

Packaged Meat 

The act of wearing a plastic bag around your genitals in the process of having sex

I just couldn't find a condom so I just used Packaged Meat

Packaged Meat by Jake possum May 7, 2015

little meat package 

A euphemism for your cock/dick/penis.

Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.

Person B: What?

Person A: It's hard.

little meat package by ‮ekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 26, 2022

hold my package no meat 

hold the balls not his johnson

Linda hold my package no meat

hold my package no meat by linda 1738 April 2, 2020

little meat package 

your little one

barbra: have you ever been excited before? ://
joe: yes, and my little meat package wasn't so little afterwards

little meat package by porkiies February 2, 2020

Meat package 

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

Meat package by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005