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Pacman Jones 

-noun.
An ignorant ass motherfucker who was a starting cornerback in the NFL for the Tennesse Titans. Suspended by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell in 2006 after more than 10 arrests across several states. His most notable offense was "making it rain" in a strip club by emptying more than $30,000 from 40 gallon trashbags and then requesting the money back. The incident caused a riot in the strip clud which led Jones' nontourage to fire guns, hitting one of the security guards in the chest, severing his spine and rendering him permanently disbaled.
Pacman Jones is the filth scum of the earth who does not deserve reinstatement into the NFL ever.

PacMan Jones 

Adam "PacMan" Jones is a very talented cornerback and kick returner for the Tennessee Titans. He can't stay out of trouble with the law and got arrested 10 times in his 2 seasons in the NFL. Recently he has been suspended for the upcoming 2007 season due to his law trouble and off-field conduct.
It's a damn shame for someone talented like PacMan Jones to get into trouble and pay the price.
PacMan Jones by McNiggles December 15, 2008

pacman jones 

Chuck: pacman jones

Brennan: Yeah dude, that girl's face looks like a vaginal cleansing sponge.
pacman jones by Skip Ripken February 28, 2009

Pacman Jones'ing It 

Getting really drunk and belligerent. Sometimes causing yourself or others trouble.
Stew: Yo, last night was a crazy party dawg.

Alfred: Yea dude, Tommy was friggin Pacman Jones'ing It up. He ended up pissing Stacy's BF off and he got beat down. Then he got arrested to top it off.

Pacman Jonesin' 

To be in the state of perpetual ghetto thugishness, despite having millions of dollars. To believe that the system is biased against you, while in reality the system has paid you enough to take care of your family for generations. To continually act foolish, immature, and angry; possess handguns for show; use drugs; spend hundreds of thousands on clothes while your former neighbors get their heat shut off; and basically ignore societies laws and norms, while hard-working middle-class Americans who live paycheck to paycheck find a way to obey the law. To be a 16-year-old angst-ridden thug crybaby in a 24-year-old multi-millionaire body. Termed after Tennessee Titans cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones.
The potential for millions of dollars and an NFL career wasn't enough for Maurice Clarett, who was Pacman Jonesin' around in his SUV one night when he was pulled over wearing Kevlar body armor and possessing an open bottle of Grey Goose vodka, a hatchet, three semi-automatic 9mm pistols, and a loaded AK-47 variant.

Pac-man Jonesing

eng.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.
exe 1=guy1: Yo dog, whatchu do last night?
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."
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