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Pize's Pad 

Gay. Fuckin' extremely gay. A place we could call home. No beer drank, no la' la' la' smoked, no penises inserted into vaginas, no nuclear wasteland scenery in the morning, no brawls, and lots of happy neighbors. Pize's Pad has many iterations, though its original incarnation, affectionately referred to as Pize's Pad OG, is where the notoriety of the tenant and his friends first began. Also labeled the "Den of Inequity" by Rizzy Reap.
{Upon waking up at 3PM, and being under the impression you have a gaping head wound, only to open your bedroom door to face your mother} "Where were you last night?!" "Holy shit mom, I feel fucking badass... Oh I was at Pize's Pad."
{The mother subsequently smiles and cooks lunch}
Pize's Pad by Pize October 13, 2004
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butcher's maxi pad 

The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.
My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad

Saint Peter's Launching Pad 

Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.
Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.

Devil’s Lily Pad

When a man crosses his legs and both dick and balls rest on the top leg
John: Hey man, doesn’t crossing your legs like that hurt?
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on

Luke's Lad Pad 

The ultimate destination.

The unit of the King Lad the party hot spot with FIFA, funnels and just 'So Many Good Times!'

It's hell ladsy.
Where are you heading tonight?

Just hitting up Luke's Lad Pad

Oh yeah, SO MANY GOOD TIMES!
Luke's Lad Pad by kimbus11 July 26, 2011

dad’s new pad 

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody
“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad
dad’s new pad by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

Monty’s bloody pad 

A tiktoker with lots of followers he is super hot and loves dick and Monty, he is also glamrock bonnies husband
Monty’s bloody pad is a tiktok creator